Best Eulogy Ever. I mean EVER.

I listened to Thomas McGuane read from his short story In “The New Yorker” today. A son says to his father after he did a dismissive, cruel thing to his grandson, “Dad, you give shit a bad name.”

I immediately thought, I am the family eulogist as well as our tombstone writer, and this phrase sounds perfect with a slight change to speak to the congregation as well as to engrave into eternity on Donald Trump’s tombstone. Dearly Beloved:

Donald J Trump

He Gave Shit a Bad Name

This week’s proof: Read his remarks on the death of General Colin Powell.