In the Bunker

I don’t have a dog.  I also don’t have a cat.  Or birds.  I was at a party this weekend where the owners had so many birds in their bathroom I was waiting for Alfred Hitchcock as I washed my … Read the rest

Lunch at Mickey Dees

I knew it.

The McDonalds Bail Out.

I saw it there this morning.  Forget the Fed.

Mickey Dees has the solution.

©Pat Coakley 2008

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When You Scare Children

All I’m saying is this: she’s looking at me, isn’t she?

I did not manage to reach any of my goals for yesterday.

Number #1: Not to looked rumpled.

or

Number# 2: Not to be an ol’ coot.

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